As usual, the film is pretty trope-heavy, with most of them being lampshaded. The film is a parody of the Twilight saga, and was fairly successful at the box office, perhaps indicating that if there's one thing the public loves to mock more than Seltzer and Friedbergit's Twilight. While most critics panned the film overall, many of them noted that Jenn Proske's dull-eyed Kristen Stewart impression almost saves it.
Thankfully, going into this movie we all will know that nothing, absolutely nothing, could be worse than any Twilight movie. Seltzenberger can write some damn good parody! Apart from the obvious physical pain inflicted upon the cast, we are presented with some excellents upsides to seeing this film such as a coherent plot, lots of actions, laughs, and - ready for this?
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Vampires Suck is a parody of the Twilight movie series. At her new school, Becca is immediately attracted to, and forms a relationship with, the mysterious Edward Sullen Matt Lanter. He is a vampire, like his adopted family. Jacob is a Native American who also happens to be a werewolf.
Sink your teeth into the unrated version of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck -- with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! A spoof of the popular Twilight franchise, Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf.
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Her time is spent fending off ravenous bloodsuckers and one-dimensional classmates in a quest to find a date to her vampire-themed prom. Most of the jokes involve people getting punched in the face, or dated pop-culture references does anyone care about the Kardashians any more? Lanter fares better as Edward — his main responsibilities involve staring and keeping his hair in place.